How To Join The Illuminati

Individuals who are not currently ranking members of the Illuminati are examined for possible initiation on a case-by-case basis. Some of the factors that may expedite your request to become a member of the Illuminati include:

• An income exceeding $1,000,000 USD annually.
• Verifiable authority (politically or financially) over a land space larger than 500,000 acres.
• An artist under a contract valued at over $1,000,000.
• A bearer of a Centurion Black American Express card (some restrictions).
• Individuals distinguished by a Verified Twitter profile badge (some restrictions).
• Through written recommendation presented by a family member of blood relation who is already a member of the Illuminati.
• By presenting proof of significant influence in a field of business or entertainment.

Do you meet any of these factors?

The Illuminati would like to speak with you to determine your eligibility.

Click here to apply for membership in the Illuminati.